Christmas Lights (bah humbug)

We don’t like wind turbines, we scream about fracking

We protest at nuclear and lobby MPs

We tell everybody we’re fighting the warming

Each time we email from our humming PCs

And every room has a compact fluorescent

And all of our heating is down two degrees

But just around solstice as winter is coming

We pay through the nose to light up house and trees.

So issue instructions to burn the gas faster

Call out for ‘Max-Gen’ at the power station please

The shops must be lit up, ignore the disaster

The gods of Commercialmas must be appeased.