We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to use the Secretary of State’s Powers of Enforcement under the Ancient Monuments and Archaeological Areas Act 1979 to counteract the growing deplorable practice to deface, damage and desecrate Scheduled Ancient Monuments for the purposes of marketing and/or advertising/publicity stunts. Many monuments are sacred sites still regularly used for ceremonies and rituals and SAMs which have recently suffered abuse include The Longman of Wilmington, Cerne Abbas Giant, and Glastonbury Tor.
Who knows. I’ve signed a fair few of these things and have yet to see much in the way of Govermental interest. But nothing ventured nothing gained and it’s a lot simpler to sign than to stand honour guard beside each site, patrolling for the purple pillock.