… to realise that the stabbing back pain you’re suffering, have suffered since that hard, infexible, so unforgiving bed in the holiday apartment, is actually a cracked rib? When would be the very best time to realise that? Hmm? Just before the fortiest Cropredy Festival? A sell-out folk-rock weekend starring Jules Holland, The Strawbs, Wishbone Ash, Richard Thompson, Show of Hands (and of course Fairport Convention)?
Yeah, pretty much. It doesn’t hurt so much, as long as you don’t. lie. down. Or bounce around like a mad fool in the ‘mosh pit’… Bugrit. Oh, did I mention yawning. Definite no-no.