I had to grin. You might too…
The Burning Times has learned of a massive project by the Christian Church worldwide to protect the world from the dark lord who is expected to arrive sometime today.
Codenamed “Satan Watch” the secret project involves placing Christian Ministers in Maternaty Wards across the world to inspect and bless every newborn child born on or around the 6th of June 2006 (6/6/06).
Moonbeam Dancer, a new mother in a London Hospital gave birth to a son just after five past six this morning reported that “A crazy minister guy snatched my son and inspected him from head to toe, splashed him with water and chanted some crazy words over him, I was so scared like it was a christian scarifice ritual or something, If my hubby hadnt been there I dont know what would have happened”